White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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