I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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