i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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