I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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