Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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