i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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