Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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