Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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