do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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