Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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