"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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