it wasn't lemon gatorade
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
