I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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