Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
what is it with giant penises always finding me
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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