Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
this is an emotional support booty call
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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