is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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