i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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