so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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