I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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