It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize