Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
All I want is dick and wine.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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