I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
