North Korea, Best Korea!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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