His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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