The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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