I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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