So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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