just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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