Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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