I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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