Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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