One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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