can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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