All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
