I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
accomplished twins. life is a go
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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