I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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