when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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