Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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