They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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