Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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