Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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