ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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