Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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