when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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