so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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