I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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