It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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