He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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