I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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