sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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