I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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