My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
These tits shall not be calmed
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