She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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