I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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