So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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