If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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