rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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