NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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