I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we're making bets on your personal life
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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