We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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