Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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